YAHTZEE POSSE

My birthday, celebrated March 15, but it’s really March 17

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:52:09 +0000

Anyone who’s been with me on my birthday in the past knows what’s up. Remember that party at the 187 house where I was on a ladder in the living room, and people were crowdsurfing the bathroom door, and Rob was DJing loudly, and the car was sideways in the yard, and the third time the police came they gave up and said “Just make sure nobody dies” and there were people still dancing at 9:45 AM?

Yah, it’ll be like that, I think. Thing is, I want a house party, but have no house.

So: Friends with houses in Seattle: Who wants to volunteer? I do believe the theme will be “SpaceBags”.

$45,000 camera and 100,000 cables.

Kiralert — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:04:02 +0000

Note to self: Wear a bra.

Sofa King Ravetarded

Kiralert — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:50:24 +0000

Sing Sing and Ping Pong Party pics are flickred. Enjoy!

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:09:13 +0000

If we saw you last night, you’re probably in there. You can thank us with crackers and cheese and sex toys.

Go and get some here.

No Hangover: Chaser works every single time

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:20:06 +0000

Holy shit! It’s crazy when you wake up in the morning after a crazy night of Sing Sing sweat and rave dancing and then some crazy ping pong tourney house party Champagne Jam makeout session to find that you totally feel great. Result: No hangover of any kind. I want coffee.

Perma-lips: Maybelline Superstay Lipcolor #745 Wine

Kiralert — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:03:16 +0000

Holy shit! It’s crazy when you wake up in the morning after a crazy night of Sing Sing sweat and rave dancing to find that your lipstick is still on and well in place. This shit is like nail polish for your lips. This picture reflects my lips after 5 minutes of harsh scrub and exfoliation. Result: Lipstick still on.

Per Matt Hastings

Kiralert — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:34:11 +0000

As requested by an old kickball pal, here are photos of me! O wait. I can’t figure out how to post these.

Happy Birthday Kiralert!

klosetnerd — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:44:29 +0000

Yay! I love you. May Neighbs smile upon us tonight.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Crunk

Kiralert — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:39:27 +0000

My birthday is in three hours and 23 minutes.

Where’s the Superbowl party this year, friends?

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:20:28 +0000

The Big Game is Sunday, and we at the Posse still haven’t decided where to watch the game. We’re open to ideas. Whom shall get to enjoy our witty banter?

Also, the best beers for the Superbowl, and scientific proof that double dipping — which is at its height on Superbowl Sunday — actually is a germ-transfering problem. I thought everyone was just being paranoid.